it's time to cut the cord.

hey iphone users, rather than constantly complaining about how quickly your battery dies, or tweet non-stop about the same thing, or asking others how long a charge should last, why don't you stop click, click, clicking on your goddamn phone and use a little common sense? as a non-iphone user, and someone who doesn't have a sick addiction to it, i'm going to break it down for you, okay?

^see the problem here? all phoning and no boning.

-stop tweeting about your battery dying, and i'd bet my husband's left nut you'd save some power and see an increased battery life.

-stop taking pictures of your bottle of water, your cup of coffee, your reflection every time you pass a mirror, your fingernails, or every other fucking thing you see in a day, and guess what? i bet you notice your battery lasts a little longer.

-stop spamming twitter and facebook with eight gazillion motherloving instagram pictures. seriously, ENOUGH ALREADY! no one cares to see your baby or anything else every hour on the hour, probably more, with some annoying vintage frame and color editing. NO ONE! again, can you guess what i'm about to say? less instagram = more battery.

-if you're at work, being paid to do an actual job, set your fucking phone down and get some work done, okay? the world will survive without your tweets, your instagrams pictures, your status updates, your blog posts, your pins, and whatever the hell else you're doing online because you can't function without it. breaking your addiction means saving your battery life.

-and for the love of everything holy, TURN THAT PIECE OF SHIT OFF WHEN I AM TRYING TO HAVE A REAL LIFE CONVERSATION WITH YOU!!!!! when it became socially acceptable to text someone else, play games, dive further into your phone/internet addiction when in the presence of anyone else, i don't know, but guess what? not only are you COMPLETELY RUINING your social skills, but you're also killing your battery.

now that the basics are covered, let me say that i do know some iphone users that should not be beat with a pipe for being so damn irritating, but for the rest of you, GET A FUCKING LIFE AND GET OFF OF YOUR PHONE! (and then the battery will last a little longer).